Wednesday, August 26, 2009

My Newest Obsession

When I was younger I used to watch this show and since it has come back onto Nick @ Nite I get to watch it all the time. I absolutely LOVE Fran Fine (played by Fran Drescher)!! She is one of my idols. Like for real, for real. She's gorgeous, hilarious, and so sweet. She reminds me of this (or is it this past?) generation's Lucille Ball. I watch this show every night. It helps to keep me sane. And Mr. Sheffield is pretty scrumptious, with his British accent and silver forelock (yum!). I low-key want to be Fran lol.

If you have never seen this show, I recommend you do. It's so well written and the other cast members are just as funny. Shows like these give me hope that written shows will rise again and defeat the "reality" shows... but...

...I still watch those drama/trashy/fake "reality shows. guilty as charged lol

Sunday, August 16, 2009


I made a promise to this blog that I was going to write a lot once the summer came. I failed. I realize that. Oh well. Big f-ckin deal. I'm going to have even less time to write here because I simply don't have the time. I do want to say this much:

Sometimes we expect to receive coal, but we are handed diamonds.

In other words, things possibly (maybe even most likely) are better than they seem.

On that note, I'm going to sleep.


Friday, June 19, 2009

Hot Baller: CR

Do you recognize him?

How about now?

Well, it's Portuguese futbol (soccer) player Cristiano Ronaldo. He was playing for Manchester United but was traded this June to Madrid. He has got to be one of THE hottest ballers I've ever seen. He's gorgeous, has a body that is on point, and has some insane footwork. He knows he is an awesome player and pretty damn good looking, so he is cocky (which is cool, to a certain extent). One of his faults, in my opinion, are some of his outfit choices. He sometimes wears questionable clothing that's either super tight, extremely short, really shiny, or all of the above. Oh yeah, and he sometimes carries a man purse, better known as a murse. SO NOT THE BIZ! But hey, I can get past that European style of his just to get at him.

Peep this behind the scenes video of CR for a commercial.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Annoyingly Catchy

The first one isn't as annoying as the second one. Either way, when I hear these songs I can't help but dance to them and hate them simultaneously.

Friday, June 5, 2009


Who will make the cut as Bad A$$ Mother F**ker in Lah-Lah Land?


I feel like such a bad person for neglecting my blog. BUT HAVETH NO FEAR!! I will be coming back even stronger than ever.

Improvements will be had and satisfaction will be guaranteed.



Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Obama Got Jokes


Saturday, April 25, 2009

It's Been So Long

My bad for not posting lately, but my life has been hectic. Fun, stressful, exciting, and chaotic are the words that currently describe what I've been going through these past weeks.  But no worries. I shall be back on here soon enough bringing you that good good!

Alrighty, it's almost 5 am.  It's time for me to catch those ZzZzZzZz's.

See you soon.


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

All for Drizzy

Monday, April 6, 2009

Anti-Chris Brown Song

"My flow so tight and the beat so sick, Chris Brown should get his ass kicked."


Thursday, March 26, 2009

Pharrell Wants His Mickey D's

This occurred at a Parisian McDonalds. Apparently, they were closing/closed and he wanted some grub so he decided to serenade the ladies to get what he wanted.

My thoughts:
[1] This was hilarious and this makes me love him even more
[2] I recently pulled something like this at a Chipotle...but I got what I wanted
[3] If I had Pharrell singing to me I would've hooked him up with a cheeseburger. It's PHARRELL, how could you not comply??
[4] That sucks that they walked out on him to get the police. WOMP WOMP

I guess Pharrell isn't as popular overseas as we thought ...

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Double Take

Watch video #1 and then #2

The similarities are's redic.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

My Newest Obsessions


I think they are soo cute, trendy, and chic.  I would absolutely LOVE to live in one for like a year or 2.


I love this show.  These are some bad ass bitches and I would never want to get on their bad sides but I know they would have my back.  They're the kind of "don't f*ck with my girls or we'll f*ck you up".  If you've never seen this show I highly suggest you check it out. 


I have watched all 3 seasons of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and this girl is fierce.  I think she is so beautiful and how the family interacts with each other is so precious. Oh and her man is so fine and the two of them together equals hottness. LOVES THEM!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Penn Badgley

You might remember him from the movie John Tucker Must Die as John Tucker's uncool brother.  He is currently on Gossip Girl and is dating his co-star Blake Lively.


Let's Start Them Young

I wonder what substances he will use to supersede this one in the future?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

When Obama Gets Mad

The Rock + Obama =


Monday, March 9, 2009

Dane Cook

[thank you TONY DURAN for this amazing photograph]

[Su-Fi, aka the Super Finger]
Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian as well as a comedic actor.  This guy is hilarious, and super attractive lol.  You probably have seen him in Vicious Circle, Good Luck Chuck, Dan in Real Life, My Best Friend's Girl, and many others.  Recently, he has been showing up on the tv screen so I thought I should make a post about him.

I can't wait for ISolated INcident!

Saturday, March 7, 2009

State of the Nation Address (the REMIX)


Nivea...are you SERIOUS???

I know interviews don't have to be super formal, and sometimes, they can get a little goofy. BUT DAMN. Nivea was off in another world in this interview.  She had to have been on something when they interviewed her.

And can we talk about her getup?  From head to toe, it's like "HELL NO!" She has blonde, burgundy, brown, and even blue pieces up in her hair!  And the shawl, or whatever the hell that sequin thing is, not the business.  I think she was trying to match her eye shadow, which was a no-no as well.  I'm just speaking how I feel....

But I must admit, this girl is a really good singer.
Okay and Don't Mess With My Man are my jams lol

Friday, March 6, 2009


I saw this and I said WTF! Are you kidding me? You are trying to "teach a lesson" to inner-city black and hispanic females by infecting them with HIV/AIDS??? WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THAT!?!? 
But wait, he has made another video.  This time, it's targeting black babies.

I am convinced he is one of those self-hating black people.  I also think he has a serious mental condition because there is no way you can be sane and do some bullshit like this.

to the sexually active:
WRAP IT UP!! I can't say it enough.

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

"You look so dumb right now..."

I don't understand why she can't just take a page from her own book.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Rihanna & Chris Brown Back Again


I'm so not happy about this!  If you haven't already heard or seen pictures, Chris Brown and Rihanna are currently back together again "working things out" in Miami aT one of Diddy's houses.  They looked like everything was all cool, jet-skiing and what not...and their friends were joining in on the fun.

The F*CK?!

Didn't he beat the crap out of you [Rihanna] already?  Hasn't anyone learned from Ike & Tina, Bobby & Whitney?  I just don't understand how they can get back together and chillax like nothing happened.  It's not like he grabbed her or hit her one time (not that I'm excusing that kind of behavior) but he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HER.  She was hurt so badly that she needed medical attention and her face damn-near looked like a corpse (click HERE to see the picture).  I'm just saying, if I were Rihanna, I would press charges and not want to see his abusing ass, let alone kick it on a pretty beach as if we were a couple again.  It is not okay for a man to hit or beat a woman, and vice versa.  Leave the violence alone, increase the peace!  

And to Rihanna: Watch out, he may strike again!

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Walgreens Sells PLACENTAS?!??

Am I the only one that is weirded out by this?

Saturday, February 28, 2009

I heart Obama

Last night Obama was at the Bulls vs. Wizards game while sitting courtside instead of a press box.  Not only was he chillaxin courtside, but he was also mingling with the fans.  

photos from YBF


this video is AMAZING!!!

Oren Lavie
Her Morning Elegance

Friday, February 27, 2009

This Is How We Do It!!


Mmmm, so good!

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

This Type Love

this is one of my favorite poems, ever.  saul williams wrote it but shihan performs it.
and i love him too! Oh, and he no longer has that crazy hairdo =)

Rapper Turned Singer

Is it just me, or are rappers trying to be singers?

NOT EVERYONE CAN DO THAT! I must admit that some rappers have the chops to sing (or at least hold a note), but to the rest of you, just. stop. please.

Let the real singers do their thing. It's bad enough that there are singers who can't really sing out there.


Sunday, February 22, 2009

Sleepy Time?

You know when you're so tired but you just can't sleep and you have a ton of work to do the next day?
Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Yeah, that's happening right now...

At least watching Friends is keeping me company


Pop, Lock, and ...

...Watch it (hahaha)

Saturday, February 21, 2009

remember Lisa Frank?

Her binders, folders, pencils, pencil cases, etc. were of VIBRANT colors and the animals were sometimes of odd colors. BUT THEY WERE SO COOL (way back then lol)!!!

This last one is so cute!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

First Photo of Rihanna After the Assault


Photo from YBF (taken from TMZ)

I'm on a boat!

Saturday Night Live always has really funny videos!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Hot Ballers

In spirit of the NBA All-Stars (yeah, I know that it was this past weekend and that i'm late...who cares) I decided to post who I think are the hottest guys in the NBA:

Raja Bell (Phoenix Suns)

Kobe Bryant (Los Angeles Lakers)

Chris Paul (New Orleans Hornets)

Luke Walton (Los Angeles Lakers)

Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic)

Wally Szczerbiak (Cleveland Cavaliers)

Tony Parker (San Antonio Spurs)

Grant Hill (Phoenix Suns)

Rick Fox (Los Angeles Lakers--retired)

That's all I can think of so far.  But let me know what you think. Who should be added to this list?

Monday, February 16, 2009

just stop, PLEASE

I know that blogs can be used as online journals or as websites that cater to what you want to say, but don't act like people won't ever see it.  it's on the internet, and virtually anything can be found on here....don't put all of your personal information with your name and everyone else's name that know you in blog posts (you know everyone in the world can look at it) but then when they ask about your blog you say it's personal and that it isn't meant to be seen by anyone but yourself...
JUST. STOP. PLEASE. you sound stupid.

another thing: don't try to point out how you are being grammatically correct but then FAIL profusely by making many grammar mistakes throughout the whole blog.  I don't have a major issue with people using improper grammar on blogs, just don't try to make it seem like you are on point with your grammar when you really aren't!

also, don't try to make intense metaphors or analogies that don't make sense, or just are full of crap. get over yourself. you are not deep. point blank.

that's all for now.

Friday, February 13, 2009

So Far Gone

I waited all dang night for it...and then some.
I even checked to see if it was up early in the a.m. 
Then I was like "eff it, i'll wait"
And then a good thing came to someone who waited....


Thursday, February 12, 2009

Just when you think your life has begun to suck, go to and you will realize (and laugh hysterically) that others have it a trillion times worse than you.

This is how I get through stressful days.

Just a heads up: it's addictive.

I guess you can deep fry anything...?

Sex on a spoon? 

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

T.I.'s Road To Redemption

This show makes me love him EVEN MORE! He's a great rapper (and a hot one, too!) and this show displays how he is trying to make a difference in young peoples lives.  It's so touching.


Sunday, February 8, 2009

February 12, 2009

drops on Thursday.


Chris Brown Assaults Rihanna...?

Um, ok, so I'm hating this post with a passion because I love/am obsessed with Chris Brown, but I got a phone call an hour ago about Chris Brown can't be found after assaulting a woman....SO i decided to Google that mess (because Google has all the answers) and there are speculations that he hit Rihanna.

So then I decided to hit up to get the low down, and apparently, after leaving Clive Davis' Pre-Grammy party, Chris Breezy and Rihanna were in the limo having a physical altercation which escalated to him socking her in the face.  The limo driver pulled over at Hancock Park and Rihanna called 911....

Now C.Breezy is missing, and, of course, their performance for the Grammy's has been cancelled.

For more info CLICK HERE.

** I am really hoping these allegations are false. But then again, his stepfather had a history of beating his I dunno...

Friday, February 6, 2009

Secrets of Disneyland

[photo source: Google Images]

I love Disneyland, and, well, who doesn't? Anywhoo, the other day I saw some secrets about Disneyland and I thought that I would share them with you.

*It only took 364 days to build Disneyland
*There is only one place in Disneyland where a person could get an alcoholic beverage, in Club 33.  Club 33 is an exclusive club with a 10 year waiting list and a thousand dollar admisson
*There is a certified Olympic Stadium in the Matterhorn (just a gym and basketball court)
*Many people throw their deceased loved ones ashes into The Haunted Mansion, causing the whole thing to be covered in dust.  Because of that, there must be a hazmat team to clean it up.

For more info on the secrets of Disneyland, CLICK HERE & HERE